Fudge's Captain Clueless
Introducing the world's stupidest pirate. He thought the card in the job centre said juggler, now he wanders the seven seas, outdoor events and the odd shopping centre or two in search of his lost treasure of smuggled gold.
Accompanied by his repetitive puppet parrot (easy for you to say), this 9ft. tall peg-leg stilt pirate mingles with the crowds ever on the lookout for new deck swabbers and galley slaves.