'Good evening, we are the Complimentary Compliments Service we would like to offer you a complimentary compliment, free, gratis and on the house.'

Three waiters, from an era when service meant more than simply giving people what they asked for, offer you a complimentary compliment.

A menu is supplied and you peruse the choice. The 'Americano', the 'Olympiad', the 'Medley', the 'Classic British' and of course the 'Special' are just a few of the items on offer. You make your choice unaware that each one will unleash a moment of complete hysteria and comic mayhem.