David Paine – Mix and mingle,table hopping or cabaret stage cat.

‘Top’ street magician David Paine, and his long-suffering cameraman Barry ,bring street magic and glamour to your event.

David performs feats of magic, spoon bending and telepathy that defy the laws of nature (and many trades descriptions laws !) while Barry brings out some Oscar winning performances from the audience !!

Interactive, hilarious and highly mobile – “Tommy Cooper meets Peter stringfellow”

The “I can’t believe its not an i-pod” –with cutting edge T.A.P.E. storage system.
Bison 01 – bag less vacuum- it beats as it sweeps as it maims.
Proper chopper – it chops, it dices, it slices quickly and indiscriminately!!

Remember…….none of these products are available in the shops (for legal reasons ) !!

The Lifeguards- “Firm but fair”

Baywatch meets the municipal baths! Perched high on their ladders our heroes do their best to bring order to your event.

No horseplay goes unchallenged, no running tolerated and petting is right out as
The lifeguards perched on their ladders, affectionately improvise playful interactions with members of the passing public.

Comedy sounds from a hidden sampler and impromptu-synchronised swimming routines with members of the public all add to the fun.

Now Wash Your Hands.

Mr Armatage and Mr Shanks present their public information broadcast on the subject of "lavatory safety for pleasure and profit".

The 'performance' starts with the magical spectacle of the toilets waltzing into position to the sounds of 'Air on a G-string'. As the music fades away the loos spill their comic cargo...

The multi media demonstration, suitable for all ages, includes plunger manipulation, bathroom magic and the legendary grand loo roll finale.

Anyone for Tennis – Fun, bright Installation

One immaculate court, an umpire but only one player ,no ball boy, and who is going to present the trophy?

Luckily the umpire is so posh no one can refuse him and members of the audience are soon found to fill the missing roles . The result is a in a titanic struggle between the petulant American star and the peoples champion at the end of which we have ‘actual’ royalty to present the cup.

Ken and Ronnies Festive Market.

All your Christmas gifts under one mobile roof

- the Chrimbomatic MULTI TOOL
- the SPROUT CATAPULT
- designer PAPER HATS

Demonstrated live to a festive sound track and strangely compelling patter.

The shop that comes to you ...and can give chase if necessary

Remember, none of these items are available in the shops!

Just in Case.

The classic cabaret juggling show gets festive...

DANGER - Juggling balls of holly, a flaming pudding and a carving knife!

ILLUSION - A Christmas cake emerges in a flash from nowhere.

and NUTS - Well it is Christmas !!

Highly adaptable to space, bad weather, and the turkey taking longer than you thought.

The beautiful wrapped presents are fully mobile on that fangled vehicle - the trolley!! Lots of audience interacion, tinsel and fun surprises.

Snow Angels.

A White Christmas - guaranteed!

In their magical tree lined snowy glade families can make snow angels and crazy silhouettes, then have an instant picture to take away and treasure.

 

Festive family fun with this all action comedy show / walkabout.

A firm favourite packed with thrills, spills and an egg nogg.

Under the expert diretion of Barry the cameraman (ex Animal Hospital), David (ex Butlins) performs his 'astonishing' seasonal illusions, mind reading and escapology to astounded shoppers.

Fresh from extensive rehearsals in the potting shed, we bring you...

Skillful, wholesome fun - from field to plate - Grow Your Own!

Sit amongst the flowers on the perfect grassy lawn (provided!) and enjoy….

- MAGIC DISAPPEARING SLUGS !

- JUGGLING with a SICKLE and two RAZOR SHARP... LEMONS !

- A recreation of PETER RABBIT'S DARING ESCAPE from Mr. McGregor's sack !

More spectacular than Gardener's Question Time!!

Better horticultural advice than the Chinese state circus!!