Intergalactic Headonists Fair Play’s Intergalactic Headonists are two Space Rangers sent by the interplanetary police to hunt down dangerous aliens believed to be on Earth. Unfortunately, the pair seem to have forgotten their original mission and have become addicted to using their mind probes (fantastic head massaging tools) for the mutual pleasure that comes from reading the human mind.

Dressed in their best uniforms and cruising the country on SCAB’s (standard class astro buggies), which most humans mistake for beautiful 1950s children’s bumper cars, Fair Play’s characters create superb interactions with people of all ages.

Come Fly With Me Andy and Jamie present the award-winning and hysterically inaccurate history of flight, a physical comedy show of epic stupidity, all emerging from one small dustbin.

‘In all the years I’ve been doing this, I’ve never seen such a great response to an act’ – Events Co-ordinator, Swansea

‘If you weren’t so funny, it would be scary’ – Live Events Director, Vinopolis

"In all the years I’ve been doing this, I’ve never seen such a great response to an act" – Events Co-ordinator, Swansea

"If you weren’t so funny, it would be scary" – Live Events Director, Vinopolis

Dodgy Boys Ron and Don, like all good East End boys, can supply anything ... at the right price.

Having scoured every corner of southeast London for the world’s finest weaves and dressed in homage to the great carpet-making peoples of Morocco, they are now ready to save your soles. You'll find out how carpet can reduce crime, why bare boards can lead to baldness and what Tom Selleck has been doing for the last ten years. And then there's the genuine flying carpet. So Roll up! Roll up! your old carpet and come see this fantastic Fair Play show.

Fair Play Street Theatre’s ‘Terry’s Carpet Bizarre’.

A 30/45 minute walkabout piece with short shows

Terry and his unshakable sidekick Vic will rove your streets spreading good will and sharp, uproarious routines with their mysterious gilded trolley.
Is it a museum of woven wonders?
Is it a department store for the thread thirsty?
And why am I standing with a group of strangers waving my arms in the air and chanting ‘I believe in the weave?’

These questions and many more tear through the mind of the audience when the Mobile Carpet Bizarre opens its doors and brings out the weirdest set of carpets and related accessories known to humankind.
A ridiculously funny walkabout that’s so off the wall, it could just be a floor covering.

The Last Resort

‘Welcome to The Last Resort’. As you pass under this banner you enter the Fair Play installation where nothing is quite as it seems. Running for 5 hours, the characters you meet bring to life a comically eccentric beach front reminiscent of seaside holidays of old.

The piece is a mixture of installation and animation inhabited by a caricaturist, fortune teller, beach shop, tattoo parlour, photographer and monkey and an elusive chip shop all topped off with a ridiculous 30 minute static Freak Show, run twice daily.

All in all ‘The Last Resort’ creates a dynamic and humorous environment which people will enter again and again to play along with, but also to watch the reaction of others and to soak up the exciting and unusual atmosphere.

Based on the premise that life is a journey our two travellers are just passing through. They have a map, but it doesn’t make much sense. They are trying to get somewhere important, but they are not entirely sure where that is. Along the way however they have seen some incredible things and have tall tales to tell and tricks to show…

Carrying rucksacks that swing open into small puppet sets and many other surprises and delights, our wanderers will amuse all with the general buffoonery of being lost, overloaded and without a clue and then amaze and enthral with their innovative and unexpected puppetry, physical theatre and storytelling.

Lost is only a state of mind.

Faces Spaces.