Ostriches with attitude - and altitude! Available singly or as a matched pair, these feathered phenomena are guaranteed to make heads turn. Fully animated and accompanied by different riders chose from a selection of characters to suit your event's theme: big game hunters returned from safari, upper crust gentry to the manor born or even mounted police on the track of fowl play!

Whether you need a bobby on the beat or a full squad standing nine feet tall in their regulation boots, The Long Leg of the Law are the boys (or girls) in blue for you!

Be it directing traffic, stopping speeding pushchairs or doing a spot of community policing at your event - you ill definitely feel the force!

Get into the groove with these dance floor kings of cool! nine feet of sparkling lurve action entertainment, The Heebee Jeebees will strut their funky stuff wherever they go, accompanied by their portable disco sound system. No shirt collars wider, no medallions bigger, The Heebee Jeebees guarantee your event will be a happening thang!

Is there something the long grass? Why Dr Livingston I presume - and his trusty friend and companion Spamley! Veterans of many an uncharted journey out of Africa and across the desert sands, these doughy explorers are sure to get lost within minutes of any event they're invited to.

With butterfly net and binoculars in hand, Dr Livingston and Spamley will pursue the spirit of adventure to every corner of the globe... just as soon as they've discovered whereabouts they are at the moment! Safari.. So goodie!

It's "Evening All!" at any time of day for these old time coppers with Victorian values. So "keep 'em peeled!" and "cover those ankles, ladies!" - as Bow Street's finest patrol their beat.

If it's glitz and glamour you're after, then these are the disco diva's for you! With a flutter of eyelashes and a swish of sequins they'll add sparkle to every occasion. When boogieing on down with their portable disco sound system, these luscious long legged ladies are the true dancing queens.

More wine, m'lud? Add a touch of class to any occasion by acquiring these gentleman's gentleman to attend to your every requirement.

Fully trained in silver service, Jeeves and Mortimer pride themselves on years of ministering to the needs of the highest in the land (mentioning no names of course, discretion is the better part of valet).

 

The environmentally-friendly division of the Long Leg of the Law will bring their own 'Special Branch' of justice to those who would place our planet in peril! Nine feet tall, fully biodegradable and CFC-free, The Green Police will spread eco-awareness at any occasion - even their jokes are recycled.