Party-goers across the continent are regularly "havin' it tiny" in the 8ft long, 4ft wide and 8ft high cubicle that is the Tardis-like Miniscule of Sound - the World's Smallest Nightclub.

With an illuminated disco dance-floor measuring less than 5ft by 4ft, the Miniscule packs in up to 16 happy revellers at a time - along with a DJ, bouncers, and an armful of over-played records!

So, say goodbye to extortionate door charges, big name DJs and turbo sound systems. The ultimate nightclub, like IKEA furniture, now comes flat-packed - complete with fake fur, strobes, mirrorball and the world's longest guest-list.

Miniscule promoters, The Mates, said, "We knew when we came up with the idea that we were onto something small".

The Mates see the Miniscule as the future of clubbing, "We could make it small all over the world" they said.

Miniscule Disclaimer:
"We are not big, we are not clever, and we are not the Ministry of Sound"