Complimentary Compliments Service
Walkabout entertainment of the highest order.
"Good evening, we are the Complimentary Compliments Service we would like to offer you a complimentary compliment, free, gratis and on the house."
Three waiters, from an era when service meant more than simply giving people what they asked for, offer you a complimentary compliment.
A menu is supplied and you peruse the choice. The 'Americano', the 'Olympiad', the 'Medley', the 'Classic British' and of course the 'Special' are just a few of the items on offer. You make your choice unaware that each one will unleash a moment of complete hysteria and comic mayhem.
Be prepared to be flattered as you've never been flattered before...
The Complimentary Compliment Service. Taking Compliments to new heights.
...Go on treat yourself.
Martin Denny, Windsor Festival Director