The Misinformation Tent
Lost? Any questions? The Misinformation Tent will supply (wrong) answers to all life's questions. Comes complete with misleading maps, impossible diagrams and ridiculous public service announcements and is staffed by the most helpful but ill-informed local volunteers available.
Perfect for all your horsey needs... two slightly overweight jockeys, Lester and Little Willie, are looking for their horses... fresh from the grand national where Lester rode 'twisted giraffe' in the 3.30... winning by a very long neck...