The 2 Men

Interactive comedy walkabout roaming entertainers.

The Wardens
Colin and Tom Jones are twin brothers. From a very young age they would play for hours on end at being Wardens. Impounding each other’s toy cars and clamping the rocking horse or prosecuting each other for any minor misdemeanour they could think of. It was no surprise that they became fully fledged Wardens when they grew up. But some say they take their job just a little too seriously.  No one is safe! They have been empowered with the jurisdiction to enforce any rule or law they see fit. These may include: Breathing too loudly, Walking on the cracks in the pavement without a permit, walking without due care and attention, wearing a loud shirt in a built up area, possession of an offensive child, whistling or humming an infectious song, walking whilst using a mobile phone, or stopping in a no stopping area. Anything with wheels can fall foul of bad parking, speeding, balding tyres, or simply be pulled over for a random safety check! Watch out or you may find that you end up with a ticket!  Immaculately turned out, they wear their uniforms with pride. The Wardens are loud, bold and colourful and will gather crowds as they administrate their ridiculous rules and regulations. Perfect for any event indoors or out.

Small Talk
Small Talk are renowned for being mischief makers and for their wicked sense of humour. What they lack in height they more than make up for in personality! They will have you clutching your sides with laughter as they babble on about everything and nothing in their hilarious squeaky voices. They sing, they dance, they tell jokes, and they perform magic. Their talent is endless, as is their ability to keep talking.  This is a static installation show/walkabout act suitable for all ages and events both indoors and out.

The Tourists
Terry and Derek Bell are good old salt of the Earth, lovable East end cockney geezers. Truth is they don’t get out of London much. In fact this is their first time!  Having won a competition in “The Sun” newspaper to attend your event, in your town, they are completely besides themselves with happiness. Enjoy the delights of watching Tel and Del as they Marvel at all the new and exciting things they find on their first trip away. Always on the lookout for a good photo to take home and show the family! Always after a bit of sunshine to top up the ever reddening tan! And always after some decent chips with a nice bit of gravy and mushy peas! The Tourists are loud and hilarious, cheeky and charming. Full of spontaneous wit and some good old jokes.  They are a hit at any event.

The 2 Wise Men
Having lost their wisest man to the world of TV quiz shows, the remaining two wise men have set it upon themselves to recruit a substitute third wise man.  Are you wise enough to join them? But it’s never easy to pass the tough tests of wisdom that they set whilst at the same time laughing at the hilarious gags and ridiculous props that they are armed with.  The 2 wise men collar members of public (male or female, young and old) and quiz them with a barrage of trick questions and bizarre brainteasers to see if they have what it takes to be a wise man.  Fantastic costumes. massive beards and an almost pythonesque quality makes this walkabout act a real festive hit at any occasion.

Christmas is coming and you’ve run out of present ideas!
No need to panic! Patent Pending are avid inventors and have a huge range of amazing, ingenious and hilarious stocking filler ideas for your friends and family that just can’t be bought in the shops such as the Utili-Tie (half tie / half stationery cupboard) or Swippers (a revolutionary idea in multi-purpose slippers) and a T-shirt that will solve back scratching problems forever! Join them as they demonstrate some of their own incredible and ridiculous patent pending inventions and give you some brilliant, bizarre and very funny suggestions of things to make for that 'awkward to buy for' relative.  This fantastic Christmas walkabout is like a surreal mobile Blue Peter, complete with sticky back plastic and milk bottle tops! Guaranteed to put huge festive smiles on the faces of everyone they meet!